8-My Telecom Tower Run That Turned into a Rajput Rescue Mission.
“4G, Chetak’s Ghost & a Midnight Swim: My Telecom Tower Run That Turned into a Rajput Rescue Mission”
“From Cell Towers to War Horses: A Field Visit That
Turned Into a Management Case Study”
Dear fellow boardroom warriors, CXOs, and late-night Excel
gladiators,
You know those days when you think you’re just doing a
routine field audit… and suddenly history itself grabs you by the collar, slaps
a Marwari stallion under you, and says, “Beta, today you’re not inspecting
towers — you’re living one”?
That was me last week in Moradabad, Uttar Pradesh.
I’d spent the entire day bouncing across twenty rural
telecom towers, chasing phantom power cuts like a man possessed. By evening the
grid surrendered completely. Total blackout. The villages had skipped the
entire “landline era” and leapfrogged straight into 4G — a technological flex
that would make any Silicon Valley disruptor jealous. Result? The mobile tower
sites had become the new village power banks. Farmers charging phones on our
backup batteries, the landowner suddenly turning into the local “Power
Minister” who also contests (and wins) panchayat elections. Socio-cultural ROI
on capex? Off the charts.
Anyway, with zero electricity and zero desire to sleep in a
tin-box hotel, my host offered me the royal suite inside his 400-year-old
family fort. I accepted faster than a vendor accepts a PO.
Next morning I woke to the sweetest alarm clock in history —
zero notifications, just a symphony of parrots, peacocks and horses neighing
like they had a stand-up gig. The fort owner (a proper Rajput gentleman) was
saddling up for his morning ride. One polite “Do you ride?” later, I was on a
Marwari stallion, feeling like I’d just been promoted from telecom exec to
cavalry commander.
We thundered along the Ganges bank — wind in my (rapidly
thinning) hair, hooves pounding like war drums. Pure adrenaline. Until we
rounded a bend and saw a village girl collapsed on the sand, snakebite,
swelling already racing up her leg. Her brother was frantic. Hospital in
Moradabad city — 45 minutes by road. Bridge? Way upstream. Time left? Maybe
twenty.
No discussion. Girl on my friend’s horse, brother on mine,
and we did what any self-respecting Rajput (and slightly insane telecom guy)
would do — we swam the Ganges.
Yes. Actual horses. Actual river. Actual me clutching
Samsung Galaxy like it was the Holy Grail while the phone’s offline topo maps
guided us through dense forest shortcuts no Google Car would ever attempt.
Old-world horsepower + cutting-edge geospatial data. The ultimate convergence
play. We galloped out of the forest, stormed into the district hospital like a
scene from a forgotten Bollywood epic, and handed her over still breathing.
Doctors said another fifteen minutes and… well, let’s just say the story would
have had a very different ending.
Back at the fort, legs still shaking, I asked my host the
obvious question: “Where did these incredible horses come from?”
And that’s when the real story dropped.
These weren’t just horses. These were living descendants of
Chetak — the legendary stallion of Maharana Pratap.
Cut to 21 June 1576. Battle of Haldighati. 20,000 Rajputs
versus 80,000 Mughals. Pratap’s cavalry had dressed their horses in
elephant-trunk masks so Akbar’s war elephants would hesitate — “Arre, that’s
just a baby!” — giving the riders precious seconds to charge straight at the
Mughal command elephant. Chetak himself leaped onto an enemy elephant, took a
tusk through the chest, still carried his wounded king three-legged across a
stream, and died saving Pratap’s life.
After the eventual Sisodia surrender, a band of die-hard
loyalists refused to bow to the Mughals. They migrated east to Haryana and
western UP — my host’s ancestors among them. The bloodline survived. The spirit
survived. The pointed ears that swivel 180 degrees, the intelligence, the
insane loyalty — all still there.
So yesterday I wasn’t just riding a horse. I was riding
history. And using a smartphone to do it faster than any Mughal or British
officer ever could.
Corporate lesson, straight from the saddle, for all of us
chasing quarterly targets while the world throws curveballs:
Stop waiting for perfect conditions. The villages didn’t
wait for landlines — they jumped to 4G. Pratap didn’t wait for a bigger army —
he used brains, horses, and sheer audacity. When the snake bites and the bridge
is too far, you swim the river with whatever tools you have: ancient instinct +
modern maps.
Life (and business) rewards the ridiculous combination of
old-world courage and new-world execution.
Focus on the intention — saving the girl, closing the deal,
turning around the tower — and the universe suddenly hands you stallions,
offline maps, and a story nobody will believe in the next town-hall.
So next time your project looks impossible, remember Chetak
climbing an elephant with a bleeding leg.
Then remember the telecom guy who swam the Ganges at dawn
with a Samsung in one hand and a Rajput stallion between his knees.
Both proved the same truth: the impossible is just an
attitude away.
Now tell me in the comments — what “Ganges swim” moment has
the universe thrown at you lately… and how did you ride it?
Yours in equal parts history, horsepower, and high-speed
data,
A very sore-but-inspired Telecom
Exec & Amateur Historian (Still smelling faintly of Ganges water and
victory)
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